Blogger wouldn't let me add photos or update the last post.
So PirateLawyer won when 79os outflops Astin's A10o.
PL wins $60 and moves up the LPRT cash list. Astin goes home with $36.
3rd place goes to me InstantTragedy when my 10's are outflopped by Astin's A5. IGHN and $24 goes to my bankroll.
JoshuaCarlsen is out on the bubble when my 45os flops a 5 and turns a 5. His TP was no good.
PirateLawyer was channelling Doyle when his 10d2d suckout against RaisingCayne's AKos with a flopped 2.
I took out Alcanthang in 5th place when I outflopped his Pocket Jacks, with my LJ (Ace Queen off suit). He spent most of the time cursing the people at the bar who kept playing either Mexican Love Songs or Abba. Both made his ears bleed.
The leftovers that I didn't get from Schaubs, were given to PirateLawyer when his As10s > KsJs. A ten flopped and Schaubs was gone.
The Donkey that is LarryLuv828 left the building when his Q9os was dominated by Pirate Lawyer's Ad10d.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Welcome to the Third LivePokerRadio.Com Tournament on Full Tilt
10:53 Out in 3rd
10:36 On making the money "Astin: I can't wait to see how my Bluff ranking improves."
9:52 Al is back... AlCantHang: 2 big double shots and scaring the poor kid playing mexican love songs on the jukebox
9:41 Alcanthang can't stand the donkey play and has started to sit out.
8th place goes here. :-) GG
9:28 AlCantHang: congrats on getting in 3 races in the first 30 minutes of a tourney :)
9:26 And we have our first ejection as Gargamel14's Ducks are no good versus the Horseshoe that is Astin with Jacks. GG sir
09:24 No pics tonight... and the FT is here.
9:22 We're on the Final Table Bubble. Slow playing? Hell No! Aggressive play is the key
9:17 Jimdniacc learns that 22 > AQo as I flop trips and nothing could help him. Evy35 is up against the Tragedy Steamroll as AKo > 88 as I win yet another race. This will end, and it will end badly.
09:16 You take chips and then you give chips. PirateLawyer has some of Gargamel's chips as AKo > AQo
09:15 Fonkey Poker is alive. My A6o > A8o by Evy35 and No boobage for me. Turned two pair and now her babymaker is hurting as she is down to 1100 chips.
Gargamel is after PapaSmurf but took all of quickdraw9mm's chips when Gargie's American Airlines > KJ os
09:10 OOSSUUU754 is hurting after kdQh was spanked by Astin's K7o. Two pair on the flop and the nut kicker on the river. OOSSUU754 is wishing he was in Lubbock.
9:08 Arrrrrrrr Kevin_with_AK shoves after a raise and re-raise with KhQh but AcKc for PirateLawyer turns the nut flush and we have our Gigli!
9:05 Was hoping to see the dashing HighonPoker tonight, but he has either an appointment with his right hand or wifey Kim has him by the leash. Good Luck HighonPoker!
9:02 Big Action on Table 2 3cJd6h flop. Kevin_with_AK raises and LarryLuv828 quickly reraises. Timebank is in effect and Kevin folds. 15 players tonight.
09:00 Evy35 is in the house. Representing the female race since Sirfwalgman didn't show up. Let's kick this bitch! Good Luck all! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Remember Late Entry IS AVAILABLE FOR THE TOURNEY through the first level. Come on in!
08:59 13 players.... Last min people are KILLIN Me! :-)
08:58 Realizing that Sirfwalgman's IM of his joining tonight was nothing but a taunt.
08:56 I will continue to taunt him till he joins.
08:54 Taunting Pirate Lawyer who wants to win my chips... Back in again.
08:53 Decided that the temptation to play is overwhelmed by the temptation to taunt.
08:50 Jimdniacc "You playing? I want to be the champ!"
Ten Players so far.
08:48 P CT I've decided that my entry may be withdrawn at any moment. Retire the champ. :-)
10:36 On making the money "Astin: I can't wait to see how my Bluff ranking improves."
9:52 Al is back... AlCantHang: 2 big double shots and scaring the poor kid playing mexican love songs on the jukebox
9:41 Alcanthang can't stand the donkey play and has started to sit out.
8th place goes here. :-) GG
9:28 AlCantHang: congrats on getting in 3 races in the first 30 minutes of a tourney :)
9:26 And we have our first ejection as Gargamel14's Ducks are no good versus the Horseshoe that is Astin with Jacks. GG sir
09:24 No pics tonight... and the FT is here.
9:22 We're on the Final Table Bubble. Slow playing? Hell No! Aggressive play is the key
9:17 Jimdniacc learns that 22 > AQo as I flop trips and nothing could help him. Evy35 is up against the Tragedy Steamroll as AKo > 88 as I win yet another race. This will end, and it will end badly.
09:16 You take chips and then you give chips. PirateLawyer has some of Gargamel's chips as AKo > AQo
09:15 Fonkey Poker is alive. My A6o > A8o by Evy35 and No boobage for me. Turned two pair and now her babymaker is hurting as she is down to 1100 chips.
Gargamel is after PapaSmurf but took all of quickdraw9mm's chips when Gargie's American Airlines > KJ os
09:10 OOSSUUU754 is hurting after kdQh was spanked by Astin's K7o. Two pair on the flop and the nut kicker on the river. OOSSUU754 is wishing he was in Lubbock.
9:08 Arrrrrrrr Kevin_with_AK shoves after a raise and re-raise with KhQh but AcKc for PirateLawyer turns the nut flush and we have our Gigli!
9:05 Was hoping to see the dashing HighonPoker tonight, but he has either an appointment with his right hand or wifey Kim has him by the leash. Good Luck HighonPoker!
9:02 Big Action on Table 2 3cJd6h flop. Kevin_with_AK raises and LarryLuv828 quickly reraises. Timebank is in effect and Kevin folds. 15 players tonight.
09:00 Evy35 is in the house. Representing the female race since Sirfwalgman didn't show up. Let's kick this bitch! Good Luck all! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Remember Late Entry IS AVAILABLE FOR THE TOURNEY through the first level. Come on in!
08:59 13 players.... Last min people are KILLIN Me! :-)
08:58 Realizing that Sirfwalgman's IM of his joining tonight was nothing but a taunt.
08:56 I will continue to taunt him till he joins.
08:54 Taunting Pirate Lawyer who wants to win my chips... Back in again.
08:53 Decided that the temptation to play is overwhelmed by the temptation to taunt.
08:50 Jimdniacc "You playing? I want to be the champ!"
Ten Players so far.
08:48 P CT I've decided that my entry may be withdrawn at any moment. Retire the champ. :-)
You could win tonight, cause Tragedy can't play...
What: The LivePokerRadio.com Tour Monday Night Madness
Time : 10 P.M. ET Full Tilt Poker Tonight
Buy In: $10 + $1
Format : Double Stack NLHE KNOCKOUT! $2 Bounty per player
PW : Boom
Instant Tragedy will NOT be defending his title. Who will take the vacated crown? could it be WAWFULS?
It's easy to sign up and play.
People have been asking what we are planning to start covering...
Patience friends, LivePokerRadio is in negotiations. That's all we can say.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Time : 10 P.M. ET Full Tilt Poker Tonight
Buy In: $10 + $1
Format : Double Stack NLHE KNOCKOUT! $2 Bounty per player
PW : Boom
Instant Tragedy will NOT be defending his title. Who will take the vacated crown? could it be WAWFULS?
It's easy to sign up and play.
People have been asking what we are planning to start covering...
Patience friends, LivePokerRadio is in negotiations. That's all we can say.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Monday, August 11, 2008
LivePokerRadio Tour Live Blog
Now I can't really do my own post game interview so let me turn it over to the Razz master of BrickintheNuts : Poker Enthusiast
PokerEnthusiast: IT, you are the winner of the LivePokerRadio's Monday Night Madness. What are you feeling right now?
PokerEnthusiast: Do you have any band-aids
PokerEnthusiast: Your face has to hurt the way the deck smacked it around
PokerEnthusiast: AQ or 72
PokerEnthusiast: Razz or Stud?
PokerEnthusiast: Texas or A&M
PokerEnthusiast: American League or National League?
PokerEnthusiast: Jenna Jamison(sp) or Jenna Haze?
PokerEnthusiast: haha
PokerEnthusiast: and finally
PokerEnthusiast: Boom or Roar?
PokerEnthusiast: Thanks Tragedy for answering our 6 Deadly Questions
We will start next week with our standard game, but we don't know what it should be, so go to the poll to the right and let us know what you think.
For our cast of thousands, my spotter OhCaptain, my partner in poker Riggstad, I'm Instant Tragedy reminding you that the only nuts you have is when you get to say BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Good Night from LivePokerRadio.Com
11:26 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
11:25: With a monster chip lead Josh Carlson shoves and IT hits trips with A2. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!!

11:24 DeadMoney is gone when Tragedy rivers the straight and we are down to the Final 2!!!

11:22 ASTIN IS DEAD ASTIN IS DEAD!!! His KQ cant keep up this time against Tragedy's AA and we are down to three

11:18 Raising Cayne is out with A5 against Deadmoneys KQ and we are down to 4

11:09 Raising Caynes 99 no good vs. Astins A5 and Astin yet again doubles up to 17k Damn Astin may be the death of me yet.
11:06 Friggin Astin... QJ is GOLD against my AJ and I fall back to 1k in chips.
11:03 Tragedy and his Browns PWN Columbo as his 88 is no good to Tragedy's QQ and he take a nice chip lead to $23000

AK versus The CloserX5's 4's I hit my ace on the flop and we are down to six
I missed Gentlemen Jim's exit, but I think I did it... OOPS. Sorry Jim!
Lightning36 said to me after I won the Mookie, "Great you won your first tourney, when are you going to win your next one?" Tonight may be the night. Jackace doesn't let me down. GG Lightning36.

10:55 First major hand of the FT and Jimdniacc's 66 are owned by my 99
10:53 and we have a final table I'm handing the live blogging over to Riggstad. I'll stop in when I don't have a hand to play.

10:50 Finally out of my Razz freeroll in 380th place when my made 7 is no good to runner runner 6.
10:44 Cgcpointledge and jimdniacc both have A9, both all in , both chop. Yawn!
10:43 Josuha Carlsen is down to 1500 chips and almost time to push and pray.
10:35 Even after that ripoff... TOP 5
1st Deadmoney5 (who got sucked out on also) 7840
2nd InstantTragedy 6700
3rd HighOnPoker 5690
4th wwonka69 5400
5th Astin (with most of my chips) 5300
11 players left and JoshuaCarlsen is in the Dank position with 2360
10:31 My AA vs KQ for Astin... Astin is all in thus I am doomed nothing on the flop, Queen on the turn, King on the river. "Astin: oh please, you tried to beat ME with aces?"
10:29 PinkyStinky's A5 < style="font-weight: bold;">" Anyone Anyone?
10:07 and we are back from break and blinds haven't really affected anyone yet so we will wait... and watch.
10:00 And we are at break...
Top 5 :
1st. Deadmonkey5 5799
2nd highonpoker 5440
3rd oossuuu754 5270
4th wwonka69 5210
5th Astin (With full horseshoe powers activated) 4865
Dank Position Pinkystinky 1925
9:53 Wwonka69 doubles up JoshuaCarlsen in the ole fashioned JJ vs AK. Wonka is not evil enough as he gets out flopped and then another Ace comes on the turn to rub salt in the wound.
9:49 jimDniacc, who returned from the casino with enough money to play tonight is on a card rack roll. His Queens are good enough against Pushmonkey72's 4's
9:45 KJ is good for me (InstantTragedy) when a Jack hits on the flop and HighOnPoker doubles me up.
Maybe JJ is ok, I got Jacks in the following hand. I push no callers.
9:38 Numbono is gone when his pocket 7's don't improve against JimDniAcc's Kings.
9:37 What is the host doing tonight while live blogging the LPRT? It's time for another edition of : What's Tragedy doing?
Well tonight I am playing in the Live Poker Radio Tour event while simultaneously watching all the tour tables and playing a Razz free roll. Then I am getting text messages from my business partner Riggstad and IM's from some of the players.
and I'm attempting to play poker. Key word there is attempting. I said that I wouldn't play this week and I am promising you that it is WAY too hard to do this and everything else. So I won't next week, unless I am jonsesing for some action.
Right now I am in the Dank Position. But I've been there before. Just time to suck out!
9:35 Top 5 :
1st. Highonpoker 6500
2nd deadmoney5 6350
3rd Wwonka69 5425
4th 00ssuuu754 4450
5th RaisinCayne4320
9:32 Line from the Chat : "Astin: I'll be all over this like HCl on NaHCO3"
9:30 Crazy Bitch by BuckCherry is on the radio and HighonPoker folds to my check raise with Seigfried and Roy!
9:27 Thecloserx5 and RaisinCayne are at war. All in for TheCloser and his tiny ducks against Cayne's Mighty Aces. Except noone told Cayne about the power of ducks. Turn one of the two outs TheCloser has and he is up to 975 and still in the Dank Position
9:23 The Host flops two pair and they stand up. JimDniacc donates to InstantTragedy and he is back to 3k
9:19 Scottc25 is in the Dank Position with 1350 chips. Action is fairly quiet.
9:14 The prizes will go to 1st $80, 2nd $48 and $32 for 3rd.
Top 5 :
1st. Highonpoker 6520
2nd deadmoney5 6150
3rd RaisinCayne5790
4th jimdniacc 4279
5th 00ssuuu754 4100
9:10 And late registration is over and we have 20 players in tonight. I know there are some
players who have requested byes for this week. Hmmm, don't know that we had byes.
9:08 My Sooted JackQueen is good when I flop two pair and I win a hand that doesn't involve my one hammer drop.
9:05 Morningthunder's flopped set is no good when RaisinCayne catches the OESD and Thunder is down under gone. Down to 18 and two tables.
9:02 Surflexus flopped two pair is no good versus deadmoney5's rivered flush and he is down to 30 chips. Two hands later deadmoney5 takes the rest and the first bounty of the night.
8:58 CT and we are coming down to the wire...
8:55 and we are about ready to go. Olympic fever has caught the tables and we will be paying 3 tonight unless we get a last second rush.
8:47 and the JackAce kills Hoy and AJ <> Event and tonight it's NLHE Knockout. $2 bounties on everyone. Get em while you can.
8:30 It's thirty min from the start and people have been asking me about on air issues. We will NOT be going on air due to issues that I've been advised NOT to mention. We do plan on airing and going on air for some of the LivePokerRadio Tour, but until we can get some "issues" that are above my paygrade fixed, I'm just going to have to apologize and ask for you to be patient.
8:14 And Hoyazo , last weeks second place winner is currently playing in the FTOPS Event #12. 174 will pay, 1300 left and he's in 666 place. Ominous if I were superstitious.
8:00 And an hour away and I've entered the Razz Freeroll that even TRYING to lose last week couldn't do anything but continue to catch, until I wanted to win. Then nothing. That's a Tragedy.
7:50 The defending champ twoblackaces is MIA as of now, but he did register at the last moment last week.
7:37 And there will be no SirfWalgman tonight as he has a wager and a 28K tourney to win. Plenty of time to get in.
7:15 We are less then 2 hours away in the LivePokerRadio TourEvent and tonight it's NLHE Knockout. $2 bounties on everyone. Get em while you can.
PokerEnthusiast: IT, you are the winner of the LivePokerRadio's Monday Night Madness. What are you feeling right now?
InstantTragedy : Just amazement, the final table were some heavy hitters and I was glad to have survived.
PokerEnthusiast: Do you have any band-aids
InstantTragedy : No, um, why?
PokerEnthusiast: Your face has to hurt the way the deck smacked it around
InstantTragedy : Wow, I was card dead in the beginning and had to fight back from about 1300.
I've always said I'm a decent short stack player and I fought my way back
Anyway time for SIX DEADLY QUESTIONS with Instant Tragedy
PokerEnthusiast: AQ or 72
InstantTragedy : 72
PokerEnthusiast: Razz or Stud?
InstantTragedy : Razz hands down
PokerEnthusiast: Texas or A&M
InstantTragedy : Ewwww Umm Guns Up Go Red Raiders
PokerEnthusiast: American League or National League?
InstantTragedy : National League, purest sport of them all
PokerEnthusiast: Jenna Jamison(sp) or Jenna Haze?
InstantTragedy : Jamison, I once dated her college roomate
PokerEnthusiast: haha
InstantTragedy : Seriously I did
PokerEnthusiast: and finally
PokerEnthusiast: Boom or Roar?
InstantTragedy : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
PokerEnthusiast: Thanks Tragedy for answering our 6 Deadly Questions
InstantTragedy : Thanks PokerEnthusiast for stepping in tonight taking MY Place!!!
We will start next week with our standard game, but we don't know what it should be, so go to the poll to the right and let us know what you think.
For our cast of thousands, my spotter OhCaptain, my partner in poker Riggstad, I'm Instant Tragedy reminding you that the only nuts you have is when you get to say BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Good Night from LivePokerRadio.Com
11:26 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
11:25: With a monster chip lead Josh Carlson shoves and IT hits trips with A2. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!!

11:24 DeadMoney is gone when Tragedy rivers the straight and we are down to the Final 2!!!

11:22 ASTIN IS DEAD ASTIN IS DEAD!!! His KQ cant keep up this time against Tragedy's AA and we are down to three

11:18 Raising Cayne is out with A5 against Deadmoneys KQ and we are down to 4

11:09 Raising Caynes 99 no good vs. Astins A5 and Astin yet again doubles up to 17k Damn Astin may be the death of me yet.
11:06 Friggin Astin... QJ is GOLD against my AJ and I fall back to 1k in chips.
11:03 Tragedy and his Browns PWN Columbo as his 88 is no good to Tragedy's QQ and he take a nice chip lead to $23000


I missed Gentlemen Jim's exit, but I think I did it... OOPS. Sorry Jim!
Lightning36 said to me after I won the Mookie, "Great you won your first tourney, when are you going to win your next one?" Tonight may be the night. Jackace doesn't let me down. GG Lightning36.

10:55 First major hand of the FT and Jimdniacc's 66 are owned by my 99
10:53 and we have a final table I'm handing the live blogging over to Riggstad. I'll stop in when I don't have a hand to play.

10:50 Finally out of my Razz freeroll in 380th place when my made 7 is no good to runner runner 6.
10:44 Cgcpointledge and jimdniacc both have A9, both all in , both chop. Yawn!
10:43 Josuha Carlsen is down to 1500 chips and almost time to push and pray.
10:35 Even after that ripoff... TOP 5
1st Deadmoney5 (who got sucked out on also) 7840
2nd InstantTragedy 6700
3rd HighOnPoker 5690
4th wwonka69 5400
5th Astin (with most of my chips) 5300
11 players left and JoshuaCarlsen is in the Dank position with 2360
10:31 My AA vs KQ for Astin... Astin is all in thus I am doomed nothing on the flop, Queen on the turn, King on the river. "Astin: oh please, you tried to beat ME with aces?"
10:29 PinkyStinky's A5 < style="font-weight: bold;">" Anyone Anyone?
10:07 and we are back from break and blinds haven't really affected anyone yet so we will wait... and watch.
10:00 And we are at break...
Top 5 :
1st. Deadmonkey5 5799
2nd highonpoker 5440
3rd oossuuu754 5270
4th wwonka69 5210
5th Astin (With full horseshoe powers activated) 4865
Dank Position Pinkystinky 1925
9:53 Wwonka69 doubles up JoshuaCarlsen in the ole fashioned JJ vs AK. Wonka is not evil enough as he gets out flopped and then another Ace comes on the turn to rub salt in the wound.
9:49 jimDniacc, who returned from the casino with enough money to play tonight is on a card rack roll. His Queens are good enough against Pushmonkey72's 4's
9:45 KJ is good for me (InstantTragedy) when a Jack hits on the flop and HighOnPoker doubles me up.
Maybe JJ is ok, I got Jacks in the following hand. I push no callers.
9:38 Numbono is gone when his pocket 7's don't improve against JimDniAcc's Kings.
9:37 What is the host doing tonight while live blogging the LPRT? It's time for another edition of : What's Tragedy doing?
Well tonight I am playing in the Live Poker Radio Tour event while simultaneously watching all the tour tables and playing a Razz free roll. Then I am getting text messages from my business partner Riggstad and IM's from some of the players.
and I'm attempting to play poker. Key word there is attempting. I said that I wouldn't play this week and I am promising you that it is WAY too hard to do this and everything else. So I won't next week, unless I am jonsesing for some action.
Right now I am in the Dank Position. But I've been there before. Just time to suck out!
9:35 Top 5 :
1st. Highonpoker 6500
2nd deadmoney5 6350
3rd Wwonka69 5425
4th 00ssuuu754 4450
5th RaisinCayne4320
9:32 Line from the Chat : "Astin: I'll be all over this like HCl on NaHCO3"
9:30 Crazy Bitch by BuckCherry is on the radio and HighonPoker folds to my check raise with Seigfried and Roy!
9:27 Thecloserx5 and RaisinCayne are at war. All in for TheCloser and his tiny ducks against Cayne's Mighty Aces. Except noone told Cayne about the power of ducks. Turn one of the two outs TheCloser has and he is up to 975 and still in the Dank Position
9:23 The Host flops two pair and they stand up. JimDniacc donates to InstantTragedy and he is back to 3k
9:19 Scottc25 is in the Dank Position with 1350 chips. Action is fairly quiet.
9:14 The prizes will go to 1st $80, 2nd $48 and $32 for 3rd.
Top 5 :
1st. Highonpoker 6520
2nd deadmoney5 6150
3rd RaisinCayne5790
4th jimdniacc 4279
5th 00ssuuu754 4100
9:10 And late registration is over and we have 20 players in tonight. I know there are some
players who have requested byes for this week. Hmmm, don't know that we had byes.
9:08 My Sooted JackQueen is good when I flop two pair and I win a hand that doesn't involve my one hammer drop.
9:05 Morningthunder's flopped set is no good when RaisinCayne catches the OESD and Thunder is down under gone. Down to 18 and two tables.
9:02 Surflexus flopped two pair is no good versus deadmoney5's rivered flush and he is down to 30 chips. Two hands later deadmoney5 takes the rest and the first bounty of the night.
8:58 CT and we are coming down to the wire...
8:55 and we are about ready to go. Olympic fever has caught the tables and we will be paying 3 tonight unless we get a last second rush.
8:47 and the JackAce kills Hoy and AJ <> Event and tonight it's NLHE Knockout. $2 bounties on everyone. Get em while you can.
8:30 It's thirty min from the start and people have been asking me about on air issues. We will NOT be going on air due to issues that I've been advised NOT to mention. We do plan on airing and going on air for some of the LivePokerRadio Tour, but until we can get some "issues" that are above my paygrade fixed, I'm just going to have to apologize and ask for you to be patient.
8:14 And Hoyazo , last weeks second place winner is currently playing in the FTOPS Event #12. 174 will pay, 1300 left and he's in 666 place. Ominous if I were superstitious.
8:00 And an hour away and I've entered the Razz Freeroll that even TRYING to lose last week couldn't do anything but continue to catch, until I wanted to win. Then nothing. That's a Tragedy.
7:50 The defending champ twoblackaces is MIA as of now, but he did register at the last moment last week.
7:37 And there will be no SirfWalgman tonight as he has a wager and a 28K tourney to win. Plenty of time to get in.
7:15 We are less then 2 hours away in the LivePokerRadio Tour
Sunday, August 10, 2008
TOURNAMENT ANNOUCEMENT
The latest report from FULL TILT says we can't have the tournament our way YET, so...
What: The LivePokerRadio Tour Monday Night Madness
Time : 10 P.M. ET Full Tilt Poker Monday Night
Buy In: $10 + $1
Format : Double Stack NLHE KNOCKOUT! $2 Bounty per player
PW : Boom
Join us for the fun!
Will TwoBlackAces repeat? Will Waffles show up? Will someone get Alcanthang an escort at the Bash? These questions and more COULD be answered Monday! Be There!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Welcome to the First Live Poker Radio Tournament
Over 38 runners so far...
Welcome to the Insanity! We're working on getting some great prizes for the future, but everyone wants to be the inaugural champion of the world.
Well, of the LivePokerRadio Tour world.
Well I've been trying to get myself knocked out of a Razz Freeroll but every time I call I catch.
My Trip 8's crush Iam23skidoo and we are off and rolling.
The Initial Gigli of the LivePokerRadio Tour is Wammie whose Qs9s were dominated by Pvanharibo's pocket nines. Wammie flopped the flush draw but no help came.
Bam Bam is gone after Numbblowme's Aces took out the last 60 chips of Bam Bam. From Way DownTOWN BAM BAM!
Top 5 so far
1. Pvanharibo
2. Irongirl
3. Scottc25
4. bdidde
5. Champsampson
and in the Dank position ... Iam23skidoo.
09:12
Recent Ejections : Cemfredmd whose A5 was no match for Bayne_s AJ. JACKACE!
OOSSUUU754 is also out!
Hoy's trip tens were enough to take a chunk of my chips, but I play better short chipped and I am in the Dank Position.
Down to 4 tables...
09:22
Pebbles Trip Kings were enough to take a ton of Numbbono's chips and he is now in the Dank position as I doubled up versus Kajagugu as A3o > 22.
1QueensUp1 aka Pokerbrian is out and we have 35 runners left.
Top 5:
1. Pebble78
2. Bdidde
3. MikeMaloney and his TCU Baloney!
4. Pvanharibo
5. OhCaptain who is looking at puppies that won't chew for OhCountess! (That's his job)
09:30
HighonPkr - Jordan and once Top 5 Irongirl have hit the rail but we would like to invite you back again. HighonPoker's Bitches (Pocket Queens) are called by Pvanharibo's 9's and the RNG is generous to the undercards as Pvanharibo's straight on turn is good enough. Going all in Preflop is not good enough to help the overcards tonight. Just see Irongirl's exit.
Miami Don's 4 flush hurt Irongirl's Cowboys and MadBrooklyn's JackAce is no good versus Fuel's Gold of Riggstad. Pocket fives hold up and we are down to 31.
If you see a nine hit the flop stay away from Pvanharibo. Champsampson's top pair is no good and he is out to her trip nines.
09:40
Set over Set.... Muhctim loses to Ddionysus 10's vs Jacks. Muchtim is in the Dank Position.
Bayne_s A10o is no good to OhCaptain's AK because sometimes Anna Kournakova looks good and wins. But not often.
Top 5
1. Pvanharibo
2. OhCaptian
3. Miami Don
4. Hoyazo
5. Lightning36 and Muhctim is in the Dank position.
Somebody's sleeping on the couch and it looks like Numbette as she takes out her own hubby Numbbono. Down to 27 players.
09:50
I've still got 5k in chips in the freeroll. Now I'm just calling blind, more entertaining for me. Runner Runner Runnered someone with KK7 showing. Got the nuts and he's cursing me out.
Scottc25 is out when his 7 4 o lost to DDionysus's QQ. Down to 26.
I'm in the Dank position when Twoblackaces pocket tens sniff out my hammer drop and Pinkystinky's boat takes me out.
The Pvanharibo express continues as she steamrolls through Zeem. Kd3d vse KQo Pvan hits the 3 on flop and turn and an unimproved Zeem hits the rail.
10:00 and we are at break. Wait a min, I didn't even make it to break, ah screw it, the host never wins his own tournament. Right Mook, Hoy, Riggs?
I can't make myself bust in Razz...
In the LPR tourney Astin and Muhctim have hit the rail also... we are down to 21
Top 5 at Break...
1. Pvanharibo 6766 in chips
2. Hoyazo 5330 in chips
3. Ddionysus 5000 in chips
4. Kajagugu 4375 in chips
5. OhCaptain 4151 in chips
Who will win, Who will be the LPRT inaugural champion. And will Tragedy ever bust out of that Razz freeroll. Stay Tuned!
Ohcountess finally fell asleep and her chips went with her. Nighty Night.
Pvanharibo is beatable as her 4's are no good against Bdidde's AK. And the pain continues the next hand for Pvanharibo as her A6 is no good against Pebble's Jacks.
Evy and her DD's are in the Dank position. Good luck hun, you'll need it.
20 players left and this is where the rubber meets the road. BTW 10:14 and I CAN'T LOSE in the Razz tourney, but I can't win either.
Top 5.
1. Ddionysus 5240
2. Hoyazo 5030
3. Pebble78 4810
4. JoshuaCarlsen 4728
5. Oh Captain 4711
And Hoy is making a run. Could he win a tournament that has never been in existence on his first try? It could happen.
But a lot of poker and suckouts to go. Columbo is in the Dank Position.
PinkyStinky's 8's are no good against the AQo of Hoy and the Instant Tragedy Curse has begun. Knock out the host, and lose a coin flip.
Pebble78's Queens are a girl's best friend, especially a turned set as Ddionysus is OUT as he Kings are no match for a set of angry women.
10:20 A side note, thanks to OhCaptain who has been helping me as my spotter tonight. Thanks again ol Mayo Brother!
Down to 17 and the funny note of the night comes from table assignments by Full Tilt. You put OhCaptain and Oh Countess, hubby and wife at the same table and Riggstad and his little buddy Alcanthang both from Philly at the same starting table. NICE JOB! I think Numbbono and Numbette were on the same table too. WOW!1
Pvanharibo has to stay away from Bdidde as he has had her number ALL night long A8 into Bdidde's AK and the board does not cooperate. She's down to 2k.
Ohcaptain's 7 high is good to tilt Hoy. Not really, but it was interesting to watch.
I miss broadcasting. We are dealing with "issues" and we will be broadcasting soon. Sorry for the inconvenience. MGT.
10:30
Still in Razz tourney, waiting for the railbirds that will come when I bubble it.
Iakaris is out in 17th and Evy is on live support. Virtually all in , in the big blind but folds. She gets two pair on the small blind and double up.
You can't beat Pvanharibo with nine's because Diamonds are Lj's best friend as she hits on the river to double through JoshuaCarlesen.
Evy's 45 chips are in the dank position while the Top 5 are :
1. Pebble 8300
2. Twoblackaces 8100
3. Hoyazo 7300
4. Numbette 5790
5. Kajagugu 5450
Royal Suckout of the night, Kajagugu's Jack versus Hoy's 10's. SHOW ME 4 card rivered straight. MOOOOOOOOOB (the unboom). Kaja gets his trips and exits in 15th place.
Chitwood is close thereafter as his AKc suited looked pretty especially after a 2 club flop but TwoBlackAces proves the Fuel's Gold (55) is good as he 4 straights him to put the death blow. GG Chitwood.
Girl on Girl action as Numbette and Evy35 go at it. Numbette hits her six of her 67 os and Evy needs a Q , a ten or a jack and the jack hits for the Gutshot and Numbette gets bitch slapped as Evy doubles up YET AGAIN. She won't go away.
Alcanthang doubles up as his two pair is good versus Numbette. Maybe she's on estrogen tilt?
10:40
Top 5
1. Hoyazo with a 13k commanding chip lead
2. Pebble maintains second place with 9800
3. Numbette continues the estrogen parade with 9000 chips
4. Twoblackaces with 8050
5. Bdidde with 5930
In the dank position... JoshuaCarlsen
As Evy and Alcanthang bust out as the suckout queen Pvanharibo calls alcanthangs all in with 9 3 os Al thinks he ahead with Queen Jack os. BUT NO. The three comes on the flop and al is gone. GG sir.
JoshuaCarlsen is out as his 9s3s is dominated by lightning36's Q2. A two hits the turn and he his gone.
Down to 10 and we are at the final table bubble. RaisingCayne is in the Dank Position and we are
holding steady on the top five.
Short stacks are wondering if the next time they see 74 off suit should they fold for the fifteenth time or shove.
Only time will tell.
RaisingCayne is out when Pvanharibo sucks out ONCE AGAIN with Raisin's Pair of aces no good to Pvan's rivered set of tens.
10:49 and we have a final table.

AND HERE WE GO... Fighting for the right to be called Numero Uno.
And the first one out is Riggstad
Now a hit seven is nice... Queen on the turn and Riggs is done to Hoy. Congrats Riggs.
Pvan takes a BUNCH of Lightning36 as OhCaptains prediction of aces comes true. Two pair for Lightning36 and he doubles up the hand later. Still going.
Bdidde hits a set, but Hoy hits a straight. Comedy ensues...
And we are at the Money Bubble!
And the bubble is POPPED!
Pebble AQ takes out Numbettes 44 with a rivered Flush and we are now CASHING!
Congrats to all the money winners:
Will it be The Dominant Chip Leader? Or Will the grizzled Veteran win?
11:13 OHCaptain is all in with J9os and doubles through Pvanharibo's A4os
11:14 Pvanharibo Donates with JQ into Twoblackaces A8o
11:15 Ohcaptain is out when his tp oesd runs into Pvan's Broadway. He takes home $37.80 and the knowledge that he cashed in the first LivePokerRadio tourney on Full Tilt.

11:15 as fast as those chips come they go as Pvan's two pair of Aces and Jacks go into the night versus Hoy's turned set. And Pvan is in the dank position with 6k!
Action is fast and furious as TBA's Set of 8's take down Hoy's Kings and Queens and we have a new chip leader TBA with 22k!
11:24 OHCaptain and I are talking "King Jack is my favorite hand," he says.
"Not tonight," I respond. WOW BOOOOOOM!
Now the blind stealing shall commence.
11:32 Ace Ten for Pebble, Ace Queen for Hoy and Pebble's Ace of diamonds ARE a girls best friend as she will double up on the 4 flush. Anyone for a chop?
11:33 Ace Ten for Pebble (Wait a min didn't I just type this,) Ace Jack for Hoy and the board blanks and Hoy gets his chips back
11:33 10's for TBA AK for Pebble, and Pebbles hits her two pair on the flop, SUCK, TBA resucks with a ten on the turn and the river flops the queen and the pot is split. If there was ever there was a WTF moment that was it.
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11:38 Pvanharibo's A2 versus TwoblackAces AQ. Both hit the flop but Pvan gets no help and is eliminated in 4th place with a $50.40 payday.
11:39 Shennanigans as both ladies have been ejected. AQo for TBA A5o for Pebbles and the board blanks and Pebble78 takes home $67.20 in third place.

AND WE ARE HEADS UP.
Will TwoblackAces, consistent donator to the Donkament win ? Or will Hoy, win the tourney that has replaced his tourney in a karmic payback?
We have a winner...
and Irony is thick as thieves...
Hoy takes second place as the JackAce betrays yet another one.
Hoy goes home in second place with $96.60 and TwoBlackAces is your winner in the Inaugural LivePokerRadio Tour.

We sat down with TBA after his victory...
livepokerradio : TwoBlackAces, you are the inaugural winner of the LivePokerRadio Tournament. What are you feeling right now?
TwoBlackAces : Feels pretty good....and to think I almost missed it. Didn't know until late today, I bet I was the last one to sign up.
Thanks for taking the time out to play tonight TwoBlackAces and we want to thank everyone who came out tonight.
Next week on the LivePokerRadio Tour:
Date: Monday August 11th
Time : 10 P.M. Server Time
Buy In: $14 + $1
Format : NLHE Knockout with a $3 Bounty. DOUBLE STACK
PW: boom
For our cast of thousands, my spotter OhCaptain, my partner in crime Riggstad, I'm Instant Tragedy reminding you that the only nuts you have is when you get to say BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Good Night from LivePokerRadio.Com
Welcome to the Insanity! We're working on getting some great prizes for the future, but everyone wants to be the inaugural champion of the world.
Well, of the LivePokerRadio Tour world.
Well I've been trying to get myself knocked out of a Razz Freeroll but every time I call I catch.
My Trip 8's crush Iam23skidoo and we are off and rolling.
The Initial Gigli of the LivePokerRadio Tour is Wammie whose Qs9s were dominated by Pvanharibo's pocket nines. Wammie flopped the flush draw but no help came.
Bam Bam is gone after Numbblowme's Aces took out the last 60 chips of Bam Bam. From Way DownTOWN BAM BAM!
Top 5 so far
1. Pvanharibo
2. Irongirl
3. Scottc25
4. bdidde
5. Champsampson
and in the Dank position ... Iam23skidoo.
09:12
Recent Ejections : Cemfredmd whose A5 was no match for Bayne_s AJ. JACKACE!
OOSSUUU754 is also out!
Hoy's trip tens were enough to take a chunk of my chips, but I play better short chipped and I am in the Dank Position.
Down to 4 tables...
09:22
Pebbles Trip Kings were enough to take a ton of Numbbono's chips and he is now in the Dank position as I doubled up versus Kajagugu as A3o > 22.
1QueensUp1 aka Pokerbrian is out and we have 35 runners left.
Top 5:
1. Pebble78
2. Bdidde
3. MikeMaloney and his TCU Baloney!
4. Pvanharibo
5. OhCaptain who is looking at puppies that won't chew for OhCountess! (That's his job)
09:30
HighonPkr - Jordan and once Top 5 Irongirl have hit the rail but we would like to invite you back again. HighonPoker's Bitches (Pocket Queens) are called by Pvanharibo's 9's and the RNG is generous to the undercards as Pvanharibo's straight on turn is good enough. Going all in Preflop is not good enough to help the overcards tonight. Just see Irongirl's exit.
Miami Don's 4 flush hurt Irongirl's Cowboys and MadBrooklyn's JackAce is no good versus Fuel's Gold of Riggstad. Pocket fives hold up and we are down to 31.
If you see a nine hit the flop stay away from Pvanharibo. Champsampson's top pair is no good and he is out to her trip nines.
09:40
Set over Set.... Muhctim loses to Ddionysus 10's vs Jacks. Muchtim is in the Dank Position.
Bayne_s A10o is no good to OhCaptain's AK because sometimes Anna Kournakova looks good and wins. But not often.
Top 5
1. Pvanharibo
2. OhCaptian
3. Miami Don
4. Hoyazo
5. Lightning36 and Muhctim is in the Dank position.
Somebody's sleeping on the couch and it looks like Numbette as she takes out her own hubby Numbbono. Down to 27 players.
09:50
I've still got 5k in chips in the freeroll. Now I'm just calling blind, more entertaining for me. Runner Runner Runnered someone with KK7 showing. Got the nuts and he's cursing me out.
Scottc25 is out when his 7 4 o lost to DDionysus's QQ. Down to 26.
I'm in the Dank position when Twoblackaces pocket tens sniff out my hammer drop and Pinkystinky's boat takes me out.
The Pvanharibo express continues as she steamrolls through Zeem. Kd3d vse KQo Pvan hits the 3 on flop and turn and an unimproved Zeem hits the rail.
10:00 and we are at break. Wait a min, I didn't even make it to break, ah screw it, the host never wins his own tournament. Right Mook, Hoy, Riggs?
I can't make myself bust in Razz...
In the LPR tourney Astin and Muhctim have hit the rail also... we are down to 21
Top 5 at Break...
1. Pvanharibo 6766 in chips
2. Hoyazo 5330 in chips
3. Ddionysus 5000 in chips
4. Kajagugu 4375 in chips
5. OhCaptain 4151 in chips
Who will win, Who will be the LPRT inaugural champion. And will Tragedy ever bust out of that Razz freeroll. Stay Tuned!
Ohcountess finally fell asleep and her chips went with her. Nighty Night.
Pvanharibo is beatable as her 4's are no good against Bdidde's AK. And the pain continues the next hand for Pvanharibo as her A6 is no good against Pebble's Jacks.
Evy and her DD's are in the Dank position. Good luck hun, you'll need it.
20 players left and this is where the rubber meets the road. BTW 10:14 and I CAN'T LOSE in the Razz tourney, but I can't win either.
Top 5.
1. Ddionysus 5240
2. Hoyazo 5030
3. Pebble78 4810
4. JoshuaCarlsen 4728
5. Oh Captain 4711
And Hoy is making a run. Could he win a tournament that has never been in existence on his first try? It could happen.
But a lot of poker and suckouts to go. Columbo is in the Dank Position.
PinkyStinky's 8's are no good against the AQo of Hoy and the Instant Tragedy Curse has begun. Knock out the host, and lose a coin flip.
Pebble78's Queens are a girl's best friend, especially a turned set as Ddionysus is OUT as he Kings are no match for a set of angry women.
10:20 A side note, thanks to OhCaptain who has been helping me as my spotter tonight. Thanks again ol Mayo Brother!
Down to 17 and the funny note of the night comes from table assignments by Full Tilt. You put OhCaptain and Oh Countess, hubby and wife at the same table and Riggstad and his little buddy Alcanthang both from Philly at the same starting table. NICE JOB! I think Numbbono and Numbette were on the same table too. WOW!1
Pvanharibo has to stay away from Bdidde as he has had her number ALL night long A8 into Bdidde's AK and the board does not cooperate. She's down to 2k.
Ohcaptain's 7 high is good to tilt Hoy. Not really, but it was interesting to watch.
I miss broadcasting. We are dealing with "issues" and we will be broadcasting soon. Sorry for the inconvenience. MGT.
10:30
Still in Razz tourney, waiting for the railbirds that will come when I bubble it.
Iakaris is out in 17th and Evy is on live support. Virtually all in , in the big blind but folds. She gets two pair on the small blind and double up.
You can't beat Pvanharibo with nine's because Diamonds are Lj's best friend as she hits on the river to double through JoshuaCarlesen.
Evy's 45 chips are in the dank position while the Top 5 are :
1. Pebble 8300
2. Twoblackaces 8100
3. Hoyazo 7300
4. Numbette 5790
5. Kajagugu 5450
Royal Suckout of the night, Kajagugu's Jack versus Hoy's 10's. SHOW ME 4 card rivered straight. MOOOOOOOOOB (the unboom). Kaja gets his trips and exits in 15th place.
Chitwood is close thereafter as his AKc suited looked pretty especially after a 2 club flop but TwoBlackAces proves the Fuel's Gold (55) is good as he 4 straights him to put the death blow. GG Chitwood.
Girl on Girl action as Numbette and Evy35 go at it. Numbette hits her six of her 67 os and Evy needs a Q , a ten or a jack and the jack hits for the Gutshot and Numbette gets bitch slapped as Evy doubles up YET AGAIN. She won't go away.
Alcanthang doubles up as his two pair is good versus Numbette. Maybe she's on estrogen tilt?
10:40
Top 5
1. Hoyazo with a 13k commanding chip lead
2. Pebble maintains second place with 9800
3. Numbette continues the estrogen parade with 9000 chips
4. Twoblackaces with 8050
5. Bdidde with 5930
In the dank position... JoshuaCarlsen
As Evy and Alcanthang bust out as the suckout queen Pvanharibo calls alcanthangs all in with 9 3 os Al thinks he ahead with Queen Jack os. BUT NO. The three comes on the flop and al is gone. GG sir.
JoshuaCarlsen is out as his 9s3s is dominated by lightning36's Q2. A two hits the turn and he his gone.
Down to 10 and we are at the final table bubble. RaisingCayne is in the Dank Position and we are
holding steady on the top five.
Short stacks are wondering if the next time they see 74 off suit should they fold for the fifteenth time or shove.
Only time will tell.
RaisingCayne is out when Pvanharibo sucks out ONCE AGAIN with Raisin's Pair of aces no good to Pvan's rivered set of tens.
10:49 and we have a final table.

AND HERE WE GO... Fighting for the right to be called Numero Uno.
And the first one out is Riggstad

Pvan takes a BUNCH of Lightning36 as OhCaptains prediction of aces comes true. Two pair for Lightning36 and he doubles up the hand later. Still going.
Bdidde hits a set, but Hoy hits a straight. Comedy ensues...

And the bubble is POPPED!

Congrats to all the money winners:
Will it be The Dominant Chip Leader? Or Will the grizzled Veteran win?
11:13 OHCaptain is all in with J9os and doubles through Pvanharibo's A4os
11:14 Pvanharibo Donates with JQ into Twoblackaces A8o
11:15 Ohcaptain is out when his tp oesd runs into Pvan's Broadway. He takes home $37.80 and the knowledge that he cashed in the first LivePokerRadio tourney on Full Tilt.

11:15 as fast as those chips come they go as Pvan's two pair of Aces and Jacks go into the night versus Hoy's turned set. And Pvan is in the dank position with 6k!
Action is fast and furious as TBA's Set of 8's take down Hoy's Kings and Queens and we have a new chip leader TBA with 22k!
11:24 OHCaptain and I are talking "King Jack is my favorite hand," he says.
"Not tonight," I respond. WOW BOOOOOOM!
Now the blind stealing shall commence.
11:32 Ace Ten for Pebble, Ace Queen for Hoy and Pebble's Ace of diamonds ARE a girls best friend as she will double up on the 4 flush. Anyone for a chop?
11:33 Ace Ten for Pebble (Wait a min didn't I just type this,) Ace Jack for Hoy and the board blanks and Hoy gets his chips back
11:33 10's for TBA AK for Pebble, and Pebbles hits her two pair on the flop, SUCK, TBA resucks with a ten on the turn and the river flops the queen and the pot is split. If there was ever there was a WTF moment that was it.
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11:38 Pvanharibo's A2 versus TwoblackAces AQ. Both hit the flop but Pvan gets no help and is eliminated in 4th place with a $50.40 payday.

11:39 Shennanigans as both ladies have been ejected. AQo for TBA A5o for Pebbles and the board blanks and Pebble78 takes home $67.20 in third place.

AND WE ARE HEADS UP.
Will TwoblackAces, consistent donator to the Donkament win ? Or will Hoy, win the tourney that has replaced his tourney in a karmic payback?
We have a winner...
and Irony is thick as thieves...
Hoy takes second place as the JackAce betrays yet another one.


We sat down with TBA after his victory...
livepokerradio : TwoBlackAces, you are the inaugural winner of the LivePokerRadio Tournament. What are you feeling right now?
TwoBlackAces : Feels pretty good....and to think I almost missed it. Didn't know until late today, I bet I was the last one to sign up.
So lets get into Six Deadly Questions: AQ or 72
TwoBlackAces : hammer
WPT Event or WSOP Circuit Event
TwoBlackAces : wsop
Boxers or Briefs
TwoBlackAces : au natural
Obama or McCain
TwoBlackAces : obama
What is your dream heads up matchup against a pro
TwoBlackAces : ivey
and finally ROAR or BOOOM?
TwoBlackAces : BOOOOOOOOM
TwoBlackAces : Thanks for picking this up Sean....enjoyed it!
Thanks for taking the time out to play tonight TwoBlackAces and we want to thank everyone who came out tonight.
Next week on the LivePokerRadio Tour:
Date: Monday August 11th
Time : 10 P.M. Server Time
Buy In: $14 + $1
Format : NLHE Knockout with a $3 Bounty. DOUBLE STACK
PW: boom
For our cast of thousands, my spotter OhCaptain, my partner in crime Riggstad, I'm Instant Tragedy reminding you that the only nuts you have is when you get to say BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Good Night from LivePokerRadio.Com
Friday, August 1, 2008
LivePokerRadio Tour
LivePokerRadio would like to invite you to join us on Monday's as we fill the void left by the departure of the MATH. We would like to thank Hoyazo for the two years he dedicated to Monday's At The Hoy.
The LivePokerRadio Tour will be offering many new opportunities for you to not only donk it up, but win. Come along for the ride. Everyone says they want to be there for the first.
You want the details? Let's get you all of them:
Date: Monday's starting August 4th
Time : 10 P.M. ET Full Tilt Poker
Buy In: $10 + $1 (May change due to special events)
Format : Single Stack NLHE (May change due to special events)
PW : Boom
The LivePokerRadio Tour will be offering many new opportunities for you to not only donk it up, but win. Come along for the ride. Everyone says they want to be there for the first.
You want the details? Let's get you all of them:
Date: Monday's starting August 4th
Time : 10 P.M. ET Full Tilt Poker
Buy In: $10 + $1 (May change due to special events)
Format : Single Stack NLHE (May change due to special events)
PW : Boom
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